rosannaoutsmarted

I've been trying to kill the pain
By watching make-believe people's fake disasters.
And think if I'd been Elaine
This misery'd been followed by studio laughter.
I've been looking so hard for someone who could love me
Like Will loves Grace,
But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV".
It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV.

I've seen you around
I can tell that you're just like me.
You'd rather watch reruns
Than deal with the bad
Spin-off called life.
I'll put the kettle on.
Let's not speak,
Talk ruins every conversation.
I've downloaded Dexter.
Come, there's room next to me.